Penis Envy

4.60 out of 5
(6 customer reviews)


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Penis Envy
The Penis Envy Magic Mushroom is one of the world’s most potent Cubensis. This strain got its name from its physical appearance. It has a long thick stem followed by a small cap. This is the authentic strain unlike other stuff that you see on the web. Do not confuse this strain with the lesser and weaker Penis Envy 6 or the Texas Penis Envy. This mushroom is not recommended for beginners because of its high potency. It is said to have better psychedelic effects than LSD. Most users experience extreme visuals, out of body experience and euphoria.

Frequently asked questions

How do I become a member?

Becoming a member is free and easy. All you have to do is prove you are over the age of 19 and that you live in Canada. Register now for free!

How can I order?

Click here for a video and step by step details on how to order.

Who is eligible to purchase on your site?

Only qualified clients over the age of 19 who live in Canada are able to purchase medical marijuana through our site. There are absolutely no exceptions to this rule.

How can I trust you?

While there are a number of scammers on the internet who claim to sell legal weed, we can assure you we aren’t one of them. We have spent years building a solid reputation amongst medical patients and strongly support the use of medical marijuana. We understand the needs of medical patients that may have trouble purchasing their medicine from a dispensary for any number of reasons and believe they shouldn’t be forced to have to buy illegally on the streets. We have made the decision to offer full access to our site to medical patients in Canada so they may have safe access to their medicine at any time.

What reasons would I need medical marijuana for?

Medical marijuana can help with a growing number of problems. Below is a list of potential uses:

  • Multiple Sclerosis
  • Spinal Cord Injury/Disease
  • Cancer
  • Severe Arthritis
  • Epilepsy
  • Eating Disorders
  • Arthritis
  • Auto Accident(s)
  • Alzheimer’s Disease
  • Brain Injury
  • Chronic Pain
  • Chronic Nausea
  • Colitis
  • Crohn’s Disease
  • Kidney Failure/Dialysis
  • Fibromyalgia
  • Irritable Bowl Syndrome
  • Migraines
  • Muscular Dystrophy
  • Muscle Spasms
  • Parkinson’s Disease
  • Sleep Disorders
  • Anxiety
  • Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
  • Hepatitis C
  • Gastrointestinal Disorders
  • Back &Neck Problems
  • Sexual Dysfunction
How do you package my shipment?

We understand that most people require discretion. So, we use generic prepaid Xpress envelopes to package items. We then vacuum seal and bubble wrap the contents for maximum discretion, protection and to seal in the freshness. There is nothing written on the outside of the envelope that would advertise that you are taking medical marijuana so no nosy neighbors would know it is anything other then a regular package from the post office.

Do you ship Medical Marijuana outside of Canada?

No. We never do and there are no exceptions to this.

Am I allowed to pick up my order?

No. You cannot directly pick up your order from us. We only accept payments via email money transfer for now.

Can I place larger orders than those listed on your site?

No. If you desire a larger quantity that what we have listed you may want to consider placing multiple orders.

What happens if I don’t get my package?

If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected arrival date, let us know and we will file a trace with Canada Post.If a trace is filed, Canada Post will conduct an investigation (which can take 5 business days to complete). If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable” or lost in transit, we will send you a 1x replacement package up to $500 of the value of your package free of charge.We do not offer postage refunds if your order arrives late due to any postal issues.

Canada Post says ||successfully delivered|| but I have not received my order

here are 2 likely scenarios:

a) the postal worker put it in the wrong mailbox, or

b) what often happens is that a postal worker will scan in all the packages saying they were “successfully delivered” then spend that day and/or the next day delivering it.

If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected delivery date, let us know and we will file a trace with the post office. Canada Post will file an investigation which can take 5 business days to complete. If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable”, we will send you a 1x replacement free of charge (UP TO $125).

From Canada Post

The investigation involves contacting the addressee to confirm delivery, or to better understand how they receive their mail and, as applicable, if they checked:

with the front desk, security or mail room at the receiving address to see if someone else accepted the item on their behalf;their Community Mail Box for the item or parcel compartment key; around their property to see if the item was left in a safe location or in a mailbox attached to their home.

In rare cases, a delivery scan is entered into our system before the item is delivered. If you become aware that the addressee has received the item before we contact you, simply reply to this e-mail indicating the item has been received.”

My package is going to the wrong destination

If you’re tracking your package on the Canada Post website and it looks like it’s headed to the wrong city, it’s most likely due to human error at Canada Post. Human errors happen on occasion as the postal employee has to manually enter each postal code in the system and if they are off by a digit/letter, it can cause a routing error and subsequent delay of 1-2 days.

My tracking number does not work. Help!

We will email you your tracking number before its been scanned in at the post office. Until it has been scanned in, your tracking number will not be trackable on the Canada Post website.

Please wait till the end of day and your tracking number should appear correctly. If it does not, please email [email protected] and we will look into it.

How do I pay?

At this time we ONLY accept Interac email transfer payments. For instructions on how to send a secure Interac payment please watch the video tutorial found here: INTERAC e-Transfer – How it works

P.S.: We do not accept PayPal unfortunately or credit cards at the moment.

Shipping to Nunavut and Northern Quebec

Unfortunately, we experience much higher % of postal thefts when shipping to Northern Quebec and Nunavut. We cannot offer any delivery guarantees if you live in these areas and you will be ordering at your own risk. This means you will not receive a replacement package or refund if your package is lost or stolen.

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6 reviews for Penis Envy

  1. 5 out of 5

    Steve-o (verified owner)

    Very nice effects, quite strong (but I am used to it) but I enjoyed it. Anyone should be careful with this one because it’s strong but it didn’t hurt my stomach or give me indigestion so it was cool. I got the typical wavy room visuals, very happy, giddy at times, and some colours appeared. Fun time!

  2. 3 out of 5

    A Brent (verified owner)

    Definite effect and some distortion on how images are perceived. More depth and colour. Slight paranoid effect that I did not enjoy and why I will -ass on these in the future. Worth a try.

  3. 5 out of 5

    DirtyMagic (verified owner)

    Very strong stuff, I took the whole 3.5g to the head was not the greatest of idea’s as I did not have a very nice trip and it lasted a very long time at least 4 hours, as for the shrooms they did their job more depth into colours and distortion; but just a bad trip for me. anyone trying warning these are very very strong start of slow. No minus for the bad trip was a user error 5 Star shrooms for sure!

  4. Elmo (verified owner)

    Holy cow! 😮 These are some SERIOUSLY potent mushrooms! Definitely not recommended for the faint of heart or beginners. A very long lasting high with lots of visuals. Possibly the best mushrooms I’ve ever had. Crazy powerful and highly recommended… Just be careful with the dosage.

  5. 5 out of 5

    Jumpman (verified owner)

    Holy Schnauzers – Bought this a few months back for a summer camping trip. 6 of us split a 3.5
    Was it enough you ask…? that’s were the Holy Schnauzers comes in! This stuff is no joke. Must say first – we are in our late 30’s and 40’s been 10-20 years since any of us touched a shroom, so we are novice by all means. We all tripped balls! Can’t think of another term lol one of the girlfriends out of three had a tummy ache, but 5 of us laughed like teenagers this was weed edibles on steroids with out the need for sleep IMO.

  6. 5 out of 5

    Hennesseyjames (verified owner)

    Ok so took these 3.5g with the wife as our 2nd time ever. 1st time was a different strain and i absolutely hated the trip but i don’t think we took enough of that one. Back to it tho. She was having a blast. But not as much I as was. I went straight to pluto. Complete time dilation. Visuals and color intensity. Also uncontrollable laughter and extreme euphoria. Total loss of ability to form words or stand at one point. I ever got nauseous and puke but I was so happy I laughed through it all. Did these again for my 4th trip another 3.5g this trip was far more level just went to the moon this time. Played games and chilled with a friend. So the 5th trip was in these. 5g this time and we took a shroom noob with us he did 3g. I made it to Saturn and he was coming along for the ride with me. Both lost the the ability to game. Great night of laughter. And the brain reset last a nice month or so. 10/10 recommend these guys.

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